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Crapoproblems!

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:51 am
by sunface
So I came on here the other night and the forum wasn't working. I went into the back end and discovered that there was an update, which I installed, but now the Admin Control Panel is indicating that the update wasn't properly done such that the database is the old version, and the files are the new version. It says to click a link to fix this, but when I do that it says the link doesn't work.

Stay tuned, but these aren't good signs!

Re: Crapoproblems!

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:17 pm
by Android
Please let Padre Juan handle this. You just aren't the right person for this. Or for anything else. But especially not for this.

Re: Crapoproblems!

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:51 am
by Padre Juan
While I appreciate the vote of confidence I can't condone the blatant ageism that is on display here. Sunface is perfectly capable of fixing this himself, in due course. What may hold him back in terms of technological ineptitude, physical weakness, urinary problems, sexual underperformance, severe memory loss, and a general inability to form coherent thoughts is at the very least tangentially ameliorated by the richness of his life experience.

Re: Crapoproblems!

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:42 pm
by Android
You forget I was also fat shaming him.

Re: Crapoproblems!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 10:48 am
by sunface
Hey thanks for the votes of confidence guys but the fact is I'm too technologically inept, physically weak, incontinent, impotent, forgetful, feebleminded, and of course fat to do any of the things that this site requires. Even typing this has really taken it out of me and I'm just going to lie back down in my giant bed and wait for the team to bring me my daily feast.

Re: Crapoproblems!

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:52 pm
by Wizard in Glass
I hope "daily feast" means servants bringing you food on silver platters while you laugh at the antics of a Peter Dinklage impersonator juggling apples while he rides around on a Roomba.

'Cause if it doesn't, then it probably means you're doing amateur bukkake films for your Pornhub channel again.